oh dear...

Dear LARGE spider,

You are back! Or are you? How can I tell? Is this you, or a friend?!?! My husband laughed at me and walked away when I asked him to "handle" you. Needless to say, I am infuriated! Our bedroom ceiling is vaulted and about 18 feet tall, there isn't a chance in hell I can reach you! To make matters worse you're now in a corner making it impossible to even throw objects at you with any positive results.

What is my next course of action you ask? Well, I'm seriously considering shooting you with a can of wasp spray that promises to reach up to 27 feet. Yes, the can does warn to only use outdoors. And yes, it is probably going to make my room filled with toxic fumes. However, I see no other solution. Did I mention that you are very large?

Sincerely,
Your Nemesis, Jessica