formal complaint

Dear Neighbor with THREE dirt bikes,

I love the outdoors. In fact, I love dirt bikes and quads just as much as the next guy or gal. HOWEVER, I do NOT love when you work on your bikes during the day and then proceed to rev their engines during my monkey's nap time. I also am curious as to why your two teenage boys never go to school. I can understand if you guys home school, but if that were the case, then they should be INSIDE learning at some point throughout the day. I also wonder, WHY do you never go to work?!?! How can a four person family ALWAYS be at home? How do you earn your money. Perhaps you are paid by the other neighbors to not rev your engine when it's dark, which I thank you for. In conclusion, I am begging that you STOP this nonsense immediately! Thank you for your time.

Until my next formal complaint,
Jessica